Humour

Lovers Take up Less Space is a humorous review of the addictive misery of commuting on London Underground. A blow by blow account of everything from how to find breathing space on a packed Tube train, to the psychological torture of your fellow passengers eating a fresh hot bag of chips and not passing them round. It includes games to transform underground travel from a necessary evil to a spare time recreational activity, together with surprising facts and figures answering questions you had not yet thought to ask.

Not for the faint hearted. This book will open your eyes to experiences your senses have long since ignored in the interest of sanity.

Man’s best friend deserves to be heard. For too long pets have been seen as the underdogs, working tirelessly for little more than a pat on the head. It is time for the country to go to the dogs literally instead of metaphorically; for the prejudice we dogs face to be swept aside; time to vote for a more equal society, a more just society.
It is time to vote for a society in which two-legs and four-legs stand together; a society in which man and dog work in partnership for a better future for us all.
A vote for the Pet Dogs Democratic Party is a vote for your best friend, a vote for the most loyal companion you will ever have and one who wants what’s best for dog and man together.
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Alfie Dog, the founder of the Pet Dogs’ Democratic Party and champion of the rights of the underdog, brings you ‘Alfie’s Diary – Dog enough not to be human, human enough to be a pet.’ Alfie has written his diary as an internet blog since the age of 10 weeks old, developing a growing, loyal...